Tuesday, May 29, 2007

So Play Me

Well, it has taken me several years of thought and several months of toil, but it is finally here.



I have created a website that allows /games players to find other players in their area. You can register a score and keep track of the games you have played.

There are over 80 sports/games to choose from.

I hope that people find the website useful.

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Sunday, February 04, 2007

400 souls, watching

This is the fictitious story of a Coastwatcher, and it is a work in progress.

The sweat meandered its way from my neck across my back. The whole earth shimmered as I stared out into the south pacific. I had got used to the glare, but after six months in the Florida Islands I still could not get used to the heat. Escaping the sun I hid under a tree, although the humidity always penetrated my bones. My clothes clung to me; the standard issue tan shirt turned a muddy brown with sweat. Occasionally a light southerly would pick up providing some reprieve from the oppressive climate. A bead of sweat that had collected in my eye brow leapt down my cheek. After growing up in Dunedin my blood had thickened against the cold. The last thing I did before leaving New Zealand was go skiing and now I found myself fighting heat stroke and sunburn. My body was not coping well.

The main part of my day was spent waiting to see something, watching movement of ships and listing to communications. This meant long hours sitting overlooking Mahuto trying not to fall asleep. Most of the time, thought, there was little to report. Between boat sightings we spent our time fiddling with the radio and looking out at a glassy ocean. The explorer who named this ocean “The Peaceful Sea” was not wrong. There were times I felt I could walk between the islands, held up by a deep blue plane.

I had to spend several hours each day scanning the horizon for any signs of life. The hardest part was trying not to get used to the sight of water. After a few weeks on the hill every part of the ocean started to look the same; one hundred and eighty degrees of cobalt.

I had initially signed up with the Naval Reserve working with the local coast guard. At the outbreak of war in the Pacific, they spread us out across the pacific and told us to watch out. There were now four hundred other souls like me, providing intelligence on the movements of the Japanese throughout the Solomon Islands. A few months previously I had seen 3 Japanese cruisers sail through the straight headed for Honiara. I reported what I had seen to Commander Eric Feldt, detailing size, heading and speed. Admiral Halsey later said that we had saved the day at Guadalcanal by giving the US Marines time to create a defensive line. The war had not been going well up to that point for either side. Guadalcanal was a strategic island in the middle of the pacific and had to be taken at almost any cost. In the end the Japanese lost nearly 30,000 troops and 38 ships trying to take the island.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Voices

Copyright © 2006,
VOICES
A Play in One Act
by Robert Steers

Cast of Characters

MOT: A Middle aged female, well dressed in smart business attire, well spoken, but cutting. Fit healthy, forceful, but not aggressive. She is often defensive. She thinks logically and is often guarded. She always thinks in terms of herself. She represents the dark side, nihilism, atheism.

GABRIEL: A young (early 20s) male, casually dressed (thongs, singlet, shorts etc), relaxed, but bright and somewhat commanding). He is Amiable, always seeking to be good, honest, open and considerate to everyone. He describes things in terms of other people's feelings. He represents existentialism, the light side and deism.

WILL: A middle aged male dressed in pub attire, shirt, no tie, smart shoes etc. He is edgy, fidgety and stressed. He is like a tortured, overworked and over-pressured salesman, nervously laddish. He desperately wants to do the "right thing" by everyone. He acts as the comical fall guy/Jester. He represents the greater general populous, useless without a sheepdog and the human confusion.

Scene
A generic location somewhere in the country.
Time
The present.

ACT I Scene 1
SETTING: The background depicts a generic countryside scene. A park bench sits facing the audience centre stage. The rest of the stage is empty.
AT RISE: The curtain opens with the three characters sitting on the bench. MOT on stage right, WILL in the middle, GABRIEL on stage left. MOT is looking stage right, WILL has his head in his hands and GABRIEL is looking stage left

WILL
(from behind his hands, talking to anyone who will listen)
I don’t get it, why should he break up with her?

GABRIEL
(still looking off into the distance, thinking)
He shouldn’t. She comes from a good family, she loves him and they look great together.

WILL
Right!?.....

WILL (Cont.)
(looking up)
........ So why is he going to break up with her?

GABRIEL
He isn't, he's just thinking about it………… he is just confused about how he feels.

MOT
Yeah he should develop a spine and break up with her.

WILL
Wha???

GABRIEL
MOT thinks that Guy could do a lot better, that he is in his prime and that he should leave her and find someone better,

WILL
Well (gently circumspect)

WILL (Cont.)
I would jump her!

MOT + GABRIEL
Will!!

WILL
Any port in a storm

GABRIEL
Don’t you have any morals WILL?

MOT
(sullen, distant, to no one in particular)
Morals are over rated; Morality is just the herd instinct in the individual.

GABRIEL
(To Mot)
Mot, don't you think that we have a responsibility to one another that extends beyond just making sure we feel good?

WILL
(Sadly)
My responsibility does not extend very far, that is why girls never stay with me very long.
(Both MOT + GABRIEL sit in stunned silence looking at WILL)

GABRIEL
There is an emotional connection, they have great fun when they are together and they are well suited to each other.

MOT
Faults, you mean her obsessive compulsive disorder and raging jealousy, I know there is no way I could be with someone like that.

WILL
Find it hard looking in a mirror?

MOT
(aggressive)
WHAT?

WILL
Nothing

GABRIEL
She has had a tough up-bringing; anyone who went through what she did would be carrying some baggage.

WILL
Baggage? If she was about to board a plane she would have to re-mortgage to cover the excess!

GABRIEL
How would you feel if you were her WILL?

WILL
Great! Well first I would stay home all day and…. Oh never mind.
(GABRIEL shakes his head)

MOT
I think that if he can leave her now, Guy will find someone better and more attractive. I just feel that he is wasting his time with her.

GABRIEL
Love is more than a physical attraction. What matters is what’s happening here [points to head] and here [points to heart]

WILL
(blissfully fondling his own chest)
Yeah, I like what happens here……. (circumspect) Oh never mind

MOT
(to GABRIEL)
I know you can’t always get everything you want. But that is usually because of other people, it is easier to ignore everyone else and live life the way you want to. That way you don’t get hurt

WILL
So you don’t care if she gets hurt?

MOT
He could do anything with his life if he was single. He could meet someone better; he could live his own life again. He would be able to go out with friends and not be made to feel guilty. Sometimes the end justifies the means.

GABRIEL
Humans are the ends; they are not a means to the end.

WILL
(to MOT)
How do you know that he does not love her?

MOT
He often thinks about being with other people, Guy is always looking at other women.

GABRIEL
You are confusing lust with Love. Love goes beyond just a physical attraction and beyond a fleeting feeling.

WILL
But how can he love her and lust after other women at the same time?

GABRIEL
She loves him, and he loves her, he is just too blinded by the images of love created by the media to see what he really feels. It is sad not to be loved, but it is much sadder not to be able to see the love you have.

MOT
(abruptly, curt)
I feel that his perceptions are correct and that he could find himself a better girl. He should find himself a girl that will satisfy all of his criteria, not just the emotional ones!

WILL
Wow, I would love to have someone satisfy all my criteria.

GABRIEL + MOT
WILL!!

GABRIEL
We have all been spoon fed images of what love is by the media.

MOT
The media is only representing what modern life is about.

GABRIEL
The media only represents the seedy scandalous dirty laundry of the lives of people that are scarcely real.

WILL
But it is educational. Only recently I found out what teabagging was.

MOT
(ignoring WILL)
Well they are hardly completely fictitious creations.

GABRIEL
But that is my point, these people are driven by the love of fame to forget what real love is all about. Most people find real love too hard to deal with, so they end up believing in McLove.

MOT
So you would rather Guy live a life of torture never knowing how great he could be, just because of some emotional connection?

WILL
I once had an emotional connection, but the line kept dropping out, so I upgraded and got a better service provider.

MOT
(to WILL)
You really are clueless aren't you?

WILL
(concerned)
I don’t think I have always felt this way.

MOT
Have you always acted this dumb?

WILL
(becoming confused)
I don’t really know. I just know I didn't always feel this... sedated. I feel like I am just acting with the crowd.

** It starts to rain slowly, they all hold there hands out as if to test for the rain **

WILL
Looks like rain, I hope it doesn’t pour hard ** Crack of thunder **

WILL
(quietly)
I asked for that

WILL (cont.)
(rethinking MOT's last statement)
What if Guy leaves her, and she is destroyed, she could be driven to the edge?

MOT
She is already a little bit nuts; no one will notice the difference.

WILL
Speaking from your own experience are you?

MOT
(ignoring WILL)
Excuse me for wishing the best for Guy. She has deep issues that he could do without.

GABRIEL
We all have issues! It is how we deal with them that makes the difference.

WILL
(wistfully)
I deal with my issues by getting to know Mr. Johnny Walker a little better.

MOT
(appreciative)
Good lad, you should be able to enjoy yourself.
** Roll of thunder **

MOT
(to GABRIEL)
I think the only reasoning Guy can responsibly exercise now is to contemplate all things from the standpoint of future happiness.

WILL
(realizing the consequences of what MOT is saying, in increasing desperation)

But what is happiness? What if he searches for the rest of his days and does not find someone like her? What if she does something terrible to herself in desperation??

MOT
Happiness is all that heightens the feeling of greatness in a person. Happiness is the feeling that control is growing, that anarchy in life is overcome, and that progress is occurring.

GABRIEL
(to MOT)
That happiness is superficial; you feel that happiness is something that can be created with a promotion or bonus. Guy is truly happy with her and it is more fundamental than just a bunch of flowers.

GABRIEL (cont.)
So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so painfully as to find some one to love. Guy has found that love, he just needs to realize it. He is free to choose whomever he wants; he just needs to realize how happy he actually is.

WILL
So what will it take for him to stay interested in the one girl?

MOT Like all good men he is thinking with his little head

GABRIEL
The shame of it is that by nature, most men think alike, it takes practice to be different.

** Roll of thunder **

MOT
I think he is never going to have the motivation to stay with the one girl so long as she exhibits OCD tendencies.

WILL
Well at least he knows the house will be clean. And he will always have a lift home after a big night out. She hardly leaves his side, whether he likes it or not.

GABRIEL
He is just unsure that he wants to make the commitment to marriage. He thinks marriage will mean the end of freedom and a constant burden. He does not realise that Marriage means forgiving each other for mistakes and not keeping score.

WILL
I heard marriage was a triumph of imagination over intelligence.

MOT
Do you ever think before you open your mouth.

WILL
Sometimes, but that is usually just before it is filled with food.

GABRIEL
Besides, they would make great parents together.

WILL
Why are marriage and kids so important? I mean, there's an overpopulation problem.

GABRIEL
Have you ever surpassed time and space?

WILL
Yes. Space but not time….. ummmm….. No…….. I have no idea what you're talking about.

GABRIEL You can surpass time and space by creating something that exists beyond you as a person, and simultaneously defines your existence. Man is free to define the meaning of his own existence, through creating things that are bigger and more important than a job or promotion.

(WILL staring at GABRIEL then slowly turns to MOT)

WILL (to MOT)
Is he speaking English?

MOT (to WILL)
He is trying to convince me that I am here for the greater good. However he fails to point out that you can only be a martyr when you are dead. So why should someone suffer now when they can just move on to something new?

** It starts pouring hard, GABRIEL + MOT get out umbrellas, leaving WILL in the middle trying to pick a side **

MOT
Look I am saying that life is generally miserable, and it is up to ME to get as much as I can out of life.

WILL (to GABRIEL)
WOW! Is there nothing that can perk up that imPervious Prude?

WILL (cont.) (to MOT)
What side of whose bed did you wake up on this morning?

MOT
No one's

WILL
(touching MOT, understanding/condescendingly) I feel your pain (MOT brushes WILL off, annoyed)

GABRIEL (to MOT)
Do you think your life is miserable because you think like that?

MOT
No, my life is as good as it can be precisely because I DO think like that!

WILL
My life is miserable because I can’t afford Fox. All I want is everything I have seen in the movies.

GABRIEL (to WILL)
Will, you know we are not rich because of the things that we possess, but for what we can do without possessing them.

GABRIEL (cont.) (to MOT)
How do you think Guy will ever be happy following your advice? He could end up living the rest of his life as a bachelor, spinster or tramp. He could become a lonely wanderer. How can you imagine Guy will ever make his life complete if he acts the way you are encouraging?

MOT
His life will be complete when he dies, that is the nature of finality.

WILL
My life would be complete if I had a Blonde on my lap

GABRIEL (to WILL)
Is your mind ever out of the gutter?

WILL
Only when it is on the curb, when I am passed out after a big night out.

** The rain is beginning to ease they both put down their umbrellas**

GABRIEL (to MOT)
So you are saying that life, love is meaningless?

MOT
No I am saying that life is defined by its finality; love is just a by-product of the direction we take towards the end. Guy has to choose the path that is best for him.

GABRIEL
Ignoring everyone else, not exploring how he really feels?

MOT
If necessary

GABRIEL (looking at MOT)
Fortunately his demons can’t make his decisions for him.
(GABRIEL gets up and walks away stage left)

MOT Whatever mistakes he might make.
(MOT gets up and walks away stage right.)
(WILL, sits bewildered in the middle of the bench as the other two disappear.)

WILL (to anyone who is listening)
But……what is Guy going to do? Was it something I said?.......

WILL (To Audience)
I wonder what’s on TV
(Will Exits stage right)
(Curtain)

Friday, October 06, 2006

Asking more questions

You want the truth, of course. You want me to put two and two together. But two and two doesn't necessarily get you the truth... The living bird is not its labelled bones.
The Blind Assassin - Margaret Atwood

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Never Stop Questioning

Congratulations you have won
It's a year subscription of bad puns
And a make-shift story of concern
And to set it up, before it burns

1990 Kurt Cobain -

One day I was walking with Claire, an old work colleague of mine, and her 4-year-old son Mark. It was a typical spring day, the sky was a gorgeous blue and there was a cool breeze blowing. At one point in the day’s events, young Mark asked his mother;

“Mummy why is the grass green?”

Claire then proceeded to laugh at the incongruous question as she tripped over concepts like light and energy. As a mother, she is used to this. Mark asks questions like this from time to time. After all, he is young, has much to learn about the world and his immature mind eagerly seeks answers to issues we adults take for granted. As children we work through this reasoning process so that we can label what we see, group objects together and to gain some grip of what makes the grass green. Everything around us is absorbed as our minds act like sponges. We want to build a framework around which our understanding of the world can work.

Claire says that the grass is green because of chlorophyll, and it has something to do with the grass needing to use light as food. She knows this because she learned it at school some years ago. Someone had discovered these things as provable fact, written for all to see. In fact, if a student wanted they could reproduce these results ad infinitum by repeating the experiments.

The human race has not always known the fine details of photosynthesis. Only as recent as the 17th century was it hypothesised and discovered. Indeed, as recent as 1939 the full understanding of photosynthesis was fully refined. These discoveries were not completely obvious to the naked eye. All these discoveries came through careful research. At every step of the investigation, people asked questions and sought answers. Other scientific theories have evolved throughout time in such a manner. The greatest minds in history have dedicated themselves to finding the truth behind the workings of the world. It has only been through the painstaking inquiry that humans have been able to create machines to fly into space, create vaccines for disease and communicate over vast distances.

Most of the population, however, leave rigorous inquiry to someone else. They delegate questions about the inner workings of the universe to people who can spend their entire lives working on a solution. Most of this is understandable considering it would take several years of study for most people to understand the intricate nature of how a TV works let alone what “string theory” is.

This mechanism of delegation of inquiry is what differentiates humans from other life forms on earth. We have a society built around delegating tasks to people who are expert in those areas. At the “dawn of man”, hunters went out to gather meat while gatherers collected other essential items. One group of humans worked on tasks far away from home whilst others worked closer. In modern times, we divide tasks up into hundreds of thousands of specialties. One person may be an expert chemist; another may be an expert farmer, which allows the farmer to use the chemicals to fertilise ground for the food the chemist eats.

Yet in recent times, there has come a more languid form of delegation. As people have become more specialised at one particular task they have stopped caring about the workings of the world at large. Other concerns replace observation and consideration of what goes on around us. There is increasing pressure on the time humans dedicated to work, play, families, social clubs and other activities in life. Increasingly left out all together are some fundamentals of what it means to be human are being. Careful consideration and meditation on our place in the universe is an increasingly foreign concept to many people. Deliberate contemplation is virtually non-existent.

Information flows into our lives at terabytes per second. Sound bites, news flashes, e-mail updates, talking heads and “opinionistas” bombard us daily. The public digests this information and makes decisions about issues almost immediately. People have become accustomed to accepting the Media’s summary of the world’s activities within headlines. People have become accustomed to making decisions about a person’s guilt, a political action, a foreign nation or a corporate wrong going before the page is turned.

In the same way that food has evolved into fast digestible morsels, information, thought and options are broken down into easy to swallow bight size chunks. People have come to expect that everything can be summarised, analysed and disseminated in one sound bite. The experts and the commentators have become expert at polarising an issue so that the trial by media can commence. It is acceptable political parlance that you are either with us or against us.

From the very beginning of our schooling, schools teach that there are right and wrong answers to almost everything. Every problem has a right and wrong answer, just as there are right and wrong answers to mathematical equations. This “binary approach” to problems then continues throughout our lives. The media gives us the impression that all issues have diametrically opposed options. People have ceased to realise that almost everything in life comes in shades of gray.

The general public, fuelled by the media on a deadline, or worse an agenda, no longer sees that there are more than just two sides to a story and that, generally, the truth lies somewhere in the middle. The questioning that allowed the unenlightened to become enlightened in the dark ages has ceased. More willing to swallow a sound bite, the public consistently fails in its duty to ask questions that matter. If people do not ask the questions, they will never find the answers.

People believe that freedom is a god given right, but fail to do the one thing that freedom affords; the ability to ask “why?” The media could tell most people two plus two is equal to five and they would never question it.

Every person has the ability to form his or her own opinion. An opinion is a person's ideas and thoughts towards something. It is an assessment, judgment or evaluation of something. An opinion is not a fact, because opinions are either not falsifiable, or the opinion has not been proven or verified.

For humanity, the worst lie is one taken as fact by those who hear it.

Descartes admitted that our mind is the only thing that we can rely on. The whole world could be an illusion; the only thing that we can be certain of is the existence of our minds. Yet people have become too willing to submit even that to the will of someone else. We have to learn to use our minds again to create structured opinions of what is going on around us. As humans we have to learn to start evaluating the information that is presented to us. We have to learn to be critical of what we see, what we feel and how things occur, otherwise what use are our brains.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Any colour, as long as it is black/silver


I thought I would pick up from a Tom Peters type rant and blog what I saw on the weekend. I walked into a particular retail electronics goods store and noticed the phones above. Of about 15 different sets, only one was a different colour, Blue. All the others were either silver or black that was it. So I turned to my good friends fiance and said;

"Would you buy any of those phones".

To which she replied,

"Maybe that blue one......I like the colour".

I would bet that the first company to offer home phones in any colour you want, will make a killing. Women Matter when it comes to product design. It does not always have to be pink to appeal to women. It is not rocket science, it is just different.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

12 books that changed the world

I was intrigued by an article on Tom Peters' website that highlighted an article in The Independant about 12 books that changed the world. I found it desterbing the lack of reaction to the list. Most commentators have only said it was strange to have a list of books that covered topics from sex to soccer. However, I thought it might be interesting to generalise, and pick some points that connect some of the books together.

The clear point, and what caused these books to change the world, is that they were immediately inflamatory or contraversial. To clarify these books did not reaffirm populist theories or add to any widely held beliefs. More directly, their importance was not misjudged at the time and in most cases caused a division amongst reviewers. The Origin of Species divided science and church, and still does to this day. Married Love was banned by the state for being obscene and was fiercly opposed by the church. The King James Bible was the first bible to be written in a commoners english, which scholars at the time, and still today, claimed placed more focus on making the language poetic, rather than accurate. William Wilberforce's speech ran contrary to what the rest of the house of lords felt at the time. The First Rule Book Of The Football Association created a set of rules already in use in some areas of London that could be applied to the game everywhere, although I am sure they had no idea how ubiquitous the rules were to become.

A Vindication Of The Rights Of Woman was written in response to a similar book written at the same time about the education of boys. It ran contrary to the populist view that boys should be educated seperate from girls, and be afforded different privelages. The Magna Carta was written when rebellious British noblemen forced King John to sign a document which contained 63 clauses defining his feudal rights. The Wealth Of Nations was written based on ideas that were contrary to protectionist ideas at the time, and today.

Most of these books came from ideas created or developed uniquely by one person. Michael Faraday's Research In Experimental Researches in Electricity resulted in the invention of the Dynamo. Richard Arkwright enrolled the specification of his famous first patent for spinning by rollers. Isaac Newton's Principia Mathematica is generally regarded as one of the most important works in the history of science and was his own work. William Shakespear's First Folio was the first collected edition of his plays, published in 1623.